bad science Teacher

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by ocean blue (what you see! is what you get!) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 1:54:23

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment
with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn
from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have
worms.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 2:58:31

oh hahaha!. grate

Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 16:14:40

*snickers* Very nice.

Post 4 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 16:19:19

All these worms harmed?
Was not the Animal Rights Activists called?

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 19:08:35

lol, love it!